Written by Gav Weir. Twitter over here.
Hey! Remember this thing? I almost didn’t until I started messing around with PSOne emulators on my newly purchased Android box and spotted a little game called Alien Resurrection. And yes, I have skipped past Alien Trilogy, I’ll come back to that soon.
So let’s get this out the way: the film this game is based on is a confused, horrid mess that not even a Josh Whedon script could save. The wrong director with the wrong script and the wrong cast all stunted with a redesigned Alien that took a sleek, insect-like killing machine and turned it into a slime-oozing mindless animal. After the gloriously bleak and brutal finality of Alien 3, it just did not need to exist and anyone who does like it is simply not a good person.
So with that out the way: the game…