Unlike a professional games writing person we have no pressure to write about games we’re playing. No editor breathing down our necks trying to push out an article out on ‘why the frame rate of uncharted means the PS4 is doomed’ or ’10 games I could make better than a professional games developer because I have a disqus account and a keyboard’.
No sir, this is all off our own backs and given the chance, we am two lazy boys.
We tend to start a new post with a title and then never get round to writing it, either we forget or the time just passes and the subject is no longer relevant. Here’s a few of our best posts that will probably never get written:
The Witcher’s Quen Spell or DOOM’s Shotgun: Which Has The Biggest Kick?
Exposed : The Racist Underbelly of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Caring About My K:D Ratio Cost Me My Marriage
How Dark Souls 2 Taught Me To Look Both Ways When Crossing The Road.
Major Nelson Sold Me Drugs at E3
You Hate Doom 3 Because you’re a Twat.
I Found A Polaroid of Miyamoto’s Cock In The Box Of My Wii
Borderlands Cosplay: It’s Just Drawing Lines On Your Face
Renée Zellweger Would Be My Choice To Play Link And Here’s Why
Sonic The Hedgehog Cosplayers : Cunts or Just Misguided?
Major Nelson : The Guiltiest Wank
More Like Shite-nfall
My Summer With Cliff Blezinski and A Fiat Punto Full of Human Growth Hormone
How I Broke Into Sega And Deleted The Source Code For Streets Of Rage 4
The Soldier I Named After My Best Friend Died In XCOM And Cost Me The Mission So I Smothered Him With His Pillow IRL
Witcher 3? More Like ‘Hitch A Bee’.
The Yakuza Series: Does Anyone Really Like It? Like, Really??
Brink: You Liked It, Didn’t You?
White Haired Dante And My Semester Abroad
Feel free to use any of those, they’re yours for a 6″ BMT from Subway. Herbs and Cheese, toasted please. No salad.