You Died’s TOTALLY Definitive End of Year List 2014

Another year gone, another one where some games came out. Here’s some witty musings about them. Enjoy it and then maybe go out and take a walk, breathe in the air and marvel at the sights and sounds of nature. Just games, innit? Won’t mean fuck all once the apocalypse hits.

BEST 9 HOURS SPENT PLAYING A ’20 MINUTE LONG’ GAME

Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes

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BEST demo that came close to causing severe heart failure

P.T

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NOPE.

Game Announcement We Were Most Excited About That We Won’t Be Able To Play Cause We Haven’t Got A Wii U

Zelda Wii U

Just...LOOK AT IT. *bites lip*

Just…LOOK AT IT. *bites lip*

Best ‘what the FUCK is that?!’

Demon of Song – Dark Souls 2

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Best Greatest Hits Collection

The Evil Within

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Game we played the least that we expected to play the most

Destiny

You're made of everything we love, so why don't we love you?

You’re made of everything we love, so why don’t we love you?

Game That Caused Us To Do The Most Impersonations Of An NPC

Shadow of Mordor

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Best Trailer That Nobody Has Fucking Seen

Doom 4

Artist's impression

Artist’s impression

The Best Joke We Made All Year That Got totally ignored

Game Announcement We Were Most Excited About That We Will Be Able To Play

MAJORA’S MASK 3DS

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Worst Boss Fight

The Covetous Demon from Dark Souls 2

Ya just a shit Jabba the Hutt mate.

Ya just a shit Jabba the Hutt mate.

Best Boss Fight

The Keeper from The Evil Within

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Best Achievement

South Park – ‘Too Far’

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THE ‘Yeah mate, we get it… THE Last of us is on PS4 now, thanks for posting the same picture as everyone ELSE’ Award.
SPONSORED by PS4 Share

The Last of Us Giraffes

'Oh it is so deep, so serene it speaks volumes on the game's BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

‘Oh it is so deep, so serene it speaks volumes on the game’s BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Jesus…I’m a monster award

Hotline Miami

It came out on PS4 this year, so technically this counts

It came out on PS4 this year, so technically this counts

Best Developer Trolling

Square’s Final Fantasy 7 PS4 reveal

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The ‘Move Out Of Your Parents House’ Award

Final Fantasy 7 remake campaigners.

Seriously, let it go.

Seriously, let it go.

Best Holy shit, someone remembered how to make a fun FPS

Wolfenstein – The New Order

Dual. Shotguns.

Dual. Shotguns.

Best dog that’s guaranteed to ruin you emotionally next year

Diamond Dog – Metal Gear Solid 5

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The ‘Goodbye, old friend’ Award

Our 360’s

All those achievements will be lost in time like...tears...in rain...

All those achievements will be lost in time like [small cough] tears… in… rain…

Best Kevin Spacey

Mourning Spacey

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BEST Monster design that haunted our dreams

The Dark Stalkers from Dark Souls 2

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 And finally – YOu Died’s special award for ‘Mate, what the fuck are you on about?’

That guy who thought ‘Jarith’ was the answer to P.T’s puzzle. Sit down and have a word you blithering fool.

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UP NEXT?!?!?!!

We both take one game each we’ve enjoyed a ridiculous amount this year and spaffed out some words about them. You could say they’re our 2014 Games of the Year.

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